Fanfics

The following is an enumeration of fanfics by Tamers12345 himself. This list is meant to be completely comprehensive, covering all of Tamers12345's fanfictions that are at least one paragraph or so in length. Do note that some of the fanfic readings are not exactly the same as the original fanfics. For example, Wine Baby's fanfic reading version is much longer and different story-wise than the original. These are taken from Tamers12345's many deviantart posts.

Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Saturday Morning
"What A beautiful say it is" Sonic said rising from his springy yet comfy bead and gazing out the window. The birds were singing. The flowers were blooming. There wasn't A cloud in the sky. Sonic knew today was going be the day he finally confessed his love to Bartleby the Mink who lives just across the street from the young hedgehog.

He was ready. He put on his favorite red shoes with the white stripe, his favorite white gloves, but most of all his royal medallion. He didn't put anything else on because he prefers to walk around naked. Just as he put the medallion on however... there was A loud crash downstairs in the kitchen. " A thief?" Sonic thought. Sonic has been living alone for the past 2 years since he moved out of his mothers place.

Sonic turned his medallion into his laser guitar and proceeded into the hallway. "Okay thief. your about to see what happens when you mess with the blue wonder..." Sonic made his way to the kitchen. the sound of crashing and banged getting louder with every step. 1... 2... 3!!! Sonic opened the door suprised at what he had seen! Nothing... no one was there, and everything was the same he had left it last night. He checked the front and back doors. Both... locked?... He checked all the windows. They were all firmly held shut. He checked every room in the house. Nothing. Was it just sonic's imagination? "Oh well" Sonic said. " I guess I should just make breakfast now..."

Sonic made his way over to the fridge to get the pancake better he had made the night before. When he opened the fridge however... it was gone... "Where did it go? I could have sworn I put it in the fridge." Sonic wondered. Then he remembered! He keeps A camera recording in the kitchen just in case something happens to him and he needs help. He climbed up to the top of the fridge and retrieved the camera he speed backwards until he saw something caught his eye. Just an hour before Sonic had entered the room... Bartleby was here.

On the camera he appeared to be crying, eating all the pancake batter with his bare hands, and throwing shit around the kitchen breaking all of sonic's glass plates and cups. At the end of the video he heard Sonic coming down the stairs and pushed everything under the kitchen rug and... ran into the closet. Sonic turned off the camera and lifted up the rug. To his surprise all his broken shit was piled under there just like in the camera...

"and if that means the shit is really under the rug... then Bartleby must be  in the..." Sonic looked over at the closet and slowly walked towards it. "Bartle...by?" Sonic said slowly turning the knob. Sonic swung the door open but inside... was no Bartleby. Just A mob and some cleaning suprise. "Huh? I thought he was suppose to be in he -" Suddenly Sonic was grabbed by suprise.

"HELLO BABY" Bartleby yelled putting his hand over the hedgehogs mouth! "Marmufy... mhy?!.." Sonic's voice was muffled by Bartlebys hand. "YOU WONT GET AWAY FROM ME BABY!!!" Bartleby began to lick Sonic all over his body! Sonic couldn't believe it! He was being raped by someone he was hoping to become lovers with!

Sonic finally pulled away, reached under the rug, and threw A broken dinner plate! Bartleby was hit over the side of the head. Blood ran down his face and only Sonic's body. The mink had managed to hold him down once again. Bartleby continued the attack. This time... Sonic was defenseless... There was nothing he could be but enjoyed the rape... Then he began to realize... Is this love?... "I love you Bartleby..." Sonic said....

I know baby... I know.. Bartleby said with tears of joy...

Bardonic- Bartleby x Sonic - Wine Baby
Bartleby's wine baby...

Bartleby awaits sittin upon his king sized mattress. Or what he calls the mattress of the gods. And he was right... To sonic he was a god. Every day at noon sonic would bring him wine, but today when sonic entered the room...

bartleby wasnt there. He heard the door slam behind him! But when he turned around... no one was there.

The hedgehog drops the cups and bottle full of wine of many varieties and tried to get the door open but it just wouldnt budge. He knew what was happening... Bartleby caught him! Sonic heard a voice... "hello wine baby" Sonic looked around but he couldnt find where to voice was coming from! It was as if the sound was coming from all round him. But as he was spinning something caught his eye. He saw a window slightly open... He knew that was his only way of survival. He ran to the window and grabbed it sliding it upward.

But just as he did someone grabbed his arm. It was his lover bartleby! Sonic was screaming try to loosen the grip of his lover. This however angered the posh mink. Bartlebys eyes started to spin rapidly as he gritted his teeth. He punched the hedgehog to the floor and grabbed a boss of wine, proceeding to beat the hedgehog's face with it until the bottle busted! Shooting shards of glass into the minks eyes.

Sonic hoped this would stop him... but to no avail... It only made bartleby madder! So bartleby continued to giggle and rape the beautiful hedgehog

Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Hot air balloon
Bardonic BALLOON FESTIVAL:

Sonic the hedgehog loved hot hair balloons. He always loved then. Even when he was A baby he would get so fucking excited whenever the hot air balloon festival would come to town, and this years wasn't any different... Actually, scratch that. Something was different this year. For once He was going to participate in the festival all thanks to his boyfriend Bartleby, Montclair of dresdin. Since Bartleby was rich, it was an easy task buying something as cheap as A hot air balloon.

"Wow Bartleby... thanks. No one ever bought me A hot air balloon before... Your the best you know that baby?" Sonic said. Bartleby wasn't paying attention to the small fat hedgehog. He was to busy tying bags of sand to the side of the balloon. "You no Bartleby. I sometimes get scared of height's. If this happens... do you mind holding me?" Sonic said blushing A bit. This caught Bartleby's attention. He turned around and looked at sonic. After A couple seconds he snorted in agreement and continued to tie the bags of sand down.

"Hey bro!" Suddenly, A voice was heard of in the distance... "This fuck?!" Sonic said looking far off in the distance. "Just then A green thing came into view.. "Ah shit!" Sonic said aloud. It was someone he hated very much. his bro Manic the hedgehog. was running up to the balloon at high speeds. "Bartleby! Quickly! Add the fuel!" Bartleby poured the gas in at the speed of light! "Hurry!" Sonic yelled.

The two lovers were not fast enough however as Manic jumped into the basket. "Hey bro! What's up?!" Manic said putting his arm around his blue bros shoulder. "Not your business dumbass. Why are you even here?" Sonic said looking away. He was very disappointed. He wanted this day to just belong to him and Bartleby. What's more beautiful than two lovers in A balloon flying high over the town? Sonic will tell you. Nothing... "You know bro. I think we should hang out more. Ever since you started to hang out with your boyfriend Bartleby, it's almost as if you forgot all about me. In fact I know how we can start. How about the three of fly in this balloon together? It will be fun." Manic said.

Suddenly Sonic punched his gunky bro across the face! Manic's head slammed into the hard poll hooked to the balloon. Blood was pouring out of his nose and mouth. "How about instead you leave me and Bartleby alone shit head!" Sonic said punching him in the face once more. Bartleby laughed. Manic was about to fall to the ground as Sonic grabbed him by the vest and kneed him in the gut. Manic then his the ground with A thud. Sonic then began to repeatedly kick at Manic's motionless body as it laid on the floor. "Help me Bartleby!" Sonic yelled. Bartleby joined in with A big smile on his face.

"You to! Stop what your doing and step out of the balloon!" Suddenly A group of 10 - 15 police officers came running up out of nowhere. Sonic and Bartleby stopped kicking the motionless body and put this hands up without hesitation. "Well... This is it Bartleby..." Sonic said. "Step out of the the balloon with your hands up." Said A man with A blow horn. Bartleby looked down and could see tears welling up in the small fat hedgehogs eyes. "No..." The beautiful mink said. "What?" Sonic said looking up at his lover. "NO!!!" Bartleby yelled! He He poured in the fuel, lit the fire and the balloon flew high into the sky!

"Open fire!" The police fired at the balloon but with no avel. Since Bartleby was rich he bought the balloon from an illegal Mexican in A van. Since it was made by A Mexican, the balloon was bullet proof. "You... you did it Bartleby. You saved us. Bartlebt wasn't paying any attention to his blue lover. He was to busy sticking his middle finger out at the police from above. Sonic wanted to join in on the taunting to so he stuck his upper body out out of the basket. "Later Suckaaaaaa~" BAM! Suddenly Sonic was shot in the right shoulder! He felt head first of the balloon! "BARTLEBY!!!!" Sonic yelled for his life!

Thankfully Sonic's foot had caught onto A rope just before he had fallen out! "Bartleby! Help me!" Bullets flew past Sonic at high speeds. Bartleby didn't wan't to risk getting his so he just ducked and laughed at poor hedgehogs torture. After almost 30 minutes they were so high they could barely even see the ground anymore. It was safe to come out now.

Bartleby looked over the edge to see his lover still dangling. Bartleby started to pull the rope up to rescue the small fat hedgehog. Just before Sonic was near the top however, Bartleby let go of the rope! "Wahh?! BARTLEBYYYYYY!!!" Sonic was dropped once again. Since the rope was still tied around his leg, his leg broke broke from the jolt! Tears ran down the hedgehogs face. Bartleby only laughed at this and pulled the hedgehog back into the basket. "Joke... Funny..." Bartleby said in between giggles.

"Bartleby. You saved me from those police... thank you." Sonic said picking up his bros corpse. "Now lets get rid of this ugly ass shit." Sonic threw his gunky bro out over the of town. "Heh. I wonder was janitor is going to clean up THAT big pile of shit." The two laughed.

Sonic opened his backpack to pull out an egg salad sandwich and an unopened can of cream and mushroom soup. "Hey Bartleby. Are you hungry? If you are we could share are-" Suddenly. The mink pinched Sonic's ass so hard it began to bleed! The blue hedgehog screamed in pain! Then Bartleby grabbed the can of cream and mushroom soup and slammed it into Sonic's head. Mushroom, blood, and cream flew everywhere. "B...Bartleby! Why?!" The mink then began to rape the beautiful hedgehog. Sonic's screaming then began to get fucking annoying so Bartleby shoved the egg salad sandwhich into the hedgehogs mouth.

"How do you like that bitch?!" Bartleby said was he banged the hedgehog like there was no tomorrow! Then Sonic realized. Did he love Bartleby? He did. No ordinary person would have raped him. It MUST have been love...

"I love you Bartleby..." Was the last thing Sonic said before going unconsious...

Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Swing Set Fun
"Hey Knuckles! Head's up!" Manic the hedgehog threw A paper airplane across the school bus hitting his good friend Knuckles in the back of the head. "Ow! Manic what was that for?" Knuckles said. "Don't worry about it stupid echidna. He probably just missed because he was dreaming just dreaming of A bowl of re-fried beans or fried chicken." Sonic said leaning against his seat with his hands behind his head. "Isn't that right fat ass?" Sonic continued as he looked over at Manic.

"Shut up!" Manic yelled as he stood up. "Woah everyone! We've got A badass over here! Better hide all your food before this fat ass gulps it all down!" Sonic said. Everyone laughed at Sonic's cruel yet somewhat true joke. "but I... Sonia! Tell them i'm not A fat ass!..." Manic said looking down A couple rows at his sister Sonia. Sonia just ducked and acted like she didn't hear him.

After no response Manic just sat back down in his out shame.

"Hey bus driver! Are we almost there yet?" Sonia said to the man driving the bus. "Almost just 10 more minutes and we're there. "Manic looked over A couple seats and saw the one person he loved in the entire world... Mindy Latour... She was just so damn sexy cause she had A big ass and wore lots and lots of makeup. He wanted to move closer to her so he decided to sneak down the aisle.

Halfway there however... He was tripped... but who tripped him. He looked to his left to see his brother Sonic acting as if nothing happened. Was it him? No... it came from under the seat... and it felt like A hand. So there was no way it could have been Sonic. But... but whats under the seat? Manic looked under but didn't see anything. He knew something was there... Did Sonic sneak some animal of sorts on the bus? A dog? Pig? Mabey?... Even A person. Oh well. Better to just act like nothing happened.

Manic made his way down the Aisle to sit down next to the sexy bitch known as Mindy.

"Were here!" The bus driver yelled! All the kids cheered as they ran out of the school bus and into the playground. What is happening you ask? Well it's A field trip! A field trip to the park! "Come on Manic! Lets go on the slide!" Knuckles said. Manic happily agreed. "Hey bro! Wanna come hang out with me and Knux?" Manic asked his blue colored bro. "O...oh that's ok Manic. I just feel like sitting on the bus for A while!" Sonic said.

"Well... okay. If you say so." Manic said running off the Knuckles.

"Come on Mindy. Lets go join them." Sonia said to Mindy. "Okay." Mindy agreed.

Soon after all the children were gone, Sonic made sure no one else was near or on the bus. "You can come out now Bartleby." Sonic said. Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin, Sonic's one true lover then procceded to climb out from below the seats. He had trouble because of his huge muscles so Sonic had to help him out of course.

Bartleby had to sneak on board because he loved the playground, and he couldn't go because he was A 20 - 30 year old man, and it was just A field trip for the kids. but Bartleby just could not leave his lover alone knowing his lover was going to have so much fun without him.

"Where should we go now Bartleby?" Sonic said. "Swing set..." Bartleby said pointing out the window at A new shiny red swing set the was just put up last week. "Okay Bartleby lets..." Sonic was interupted when he saw his lover already running out of the bus at high speeds. "Bartleby wait! What if somebody sees you!" Sonic screamed! Just then Bartleby ran into two people he knew very well. Knuckles and Manic! "Gaaahhh!" The two screamed as they slammed into A tree. "Bartleby!" Sonicran as fast as he could but Bartleby was just to fast for the small fat hedgehog!

"Bro! What is Bartleby doing here?! Did he sneak on board the bus? If the teacher finds out your in so much trouble!" Suddenly Manic was interuppted by A cheering crowd far off in the distance. "What is that?" Knuckles said.

"Bartleby?" Sonic wondered what was going on aswell. The three decided to go over and was very suprised at what the had witnessed. Bartleby was doing tricks on the swing set that no ordinary person could do! 360's, front flips, back flips. "It's beautiful..." Sonic said with tears in his eyes." Suddenly however! The line brock and Bartleby came tumbling down shattering his ankle! "Gaaaaaaahhh!!!" Bartleby let out A terrifying scream! The cheers then soon to become laughter. Bartleby started to cry.

"Stop it! Leave him alone!" Sonic said running up hugging Bartleby. "He's hurt! Can't you tell?! You Monsters!!! Monsters..." Sonic began to cry just as much as Bartleby... But Bartleby wasn't going to let the kids off so easily. Now Sonic was crying because of him. He started to scream and throw sand at the other children. "GET OUT!!!" Bartleby screamed! Some of the kids were able to ger away but some were thrown against the wall and others beaten. When he looked over at Sonic... now Sonic was scared of Bartleby... Sonic backed up in fear...

Just then, Bartleby found out Sonic was vulnerable. He jumped on the beautiful hedgehog and raped him.

Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Rock Climbing
BARDONIC ROCK CLIMB:

"Wow!" Was the only word that came out of Sonic's mouth as he looked upon mount Everest from below. He had never seen anything so damn big in his life. What made him even happier was... he was going to climb that piece of shit with his lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin.

You see, ever since Sonic was A baby his dream had always been to climb the tallest mountain in the world. He never had A chance to though because he never had the money... but now he can, because Bartleby bought mount Everest and gave it to Sonic for his birthday.

Sonic quickly put on his climbing gear and ran to the foot of the mountain to wait for his lover Bartleby to be ready. After about 5 minutes Bartleby came out of the changing room butt naked wearing nothing but his climbing rope.

Sonic immediately got A nose bleed but covered it up with his hands. "Wow... B...bartleby. Where are you clothes?" Sonic said covering his nose which was now gushing like garden hose. "Oh yes. My muscles were to big so they just blew right off of my body." Bartleby said flexing his muscles.

"Oh. Again? That's to bad." Sonic said. "Don't worry about it baby. I'm rich. I can just buy new clothes when we get back home. Then when those ones rip I can just buy another pair." Bartleby walked up to Sonic and gave him A good slap on the behind.

The two turned towards the mountain with determination in mind. "Lets do this..." Sonic said...

after about 5 minutes Sonic was still only about 20 feet off the ground. He was having fun though and that's all that mattered. He looked up at his lover Bartleby who was climbing so fast he was making 5 - 10 feet everyone few seconds. (Must be nice to have muscles.) Sonic thought to himself... (Must be even nicer to be hugged by thought muscles though...)

Suddenly Sonic's hand slipped. (No! I gotta stop fanticising about Bartleby's muscles!) "Bartleby! Help me!" Bartleby looked down to see his lover about to fall to his death! Bartleby then jumped down the mountain onto A ledge right below Sonic. He caught the small fat hedgehogs in his arm. "Thank you... Bartleby..." Sonic said blushing...

Bartleby just dropping him and began climbing again. "Hurry up baby. I didn't by this mountain for you to have fun. I bought it so I get get to the top and rape y... I mean... for both of us to have fun." Bartleby said."Yes! Of course Bartleby!"The two climbed for A good 3 or 4 hours until it started to snow... "Ah shit. Looks like we need to set up camp for the night. If we continue climbing we could turn  into popsicles." Sonic said pulling out the tent.

The two set up the tent and were ready to climb in. Sonic climbed in first, then Bartleby. Bartleby had trouble because of his huge muscles but with Sonic's help they were both in. "I love you Bartleby..." Sonic said snuggling up against the muscular mink known as Bartleby Montclaire of Dresdin. "I know." Bartleby said with an annoyed expression.

"I hope this storm blows over soon Don't your Bar-" Sonic was cut off as the tent began to shake wildly from the wind! "Bartleby! I'm scared!" Sonic said rocking and turning! "Be quiet bitch i'm trying to sleep." Bartleby said rolling over. Suddenly the wind got so strong it pulled Sonic out of the tent!

"Bartlebyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!" Sonic screamed for his life! Bartleby heard his lovers cry for help and ran outside! "Were you at baby?!" He looked down the mountain and saw that sonic was now hanging by one thread of his pants. "Bartleby! Help me!" Sonic pleaded... Bartleby looked his backpack but couldn't find anything that could help the small fat cutie pie. "Yo my bitch! Where's your backpack!" Bartleby yelled! "It's in the tent!" Bartleby looked in the tent and found the said backpack. He was in such A hurry however that he just ripped the whole thing open! Inside he found some money, toothpaste, and gum. He took that and put it in his pocket. (He won't be needing these now!) He thought to himself.

Then... He found A rope! He pulled the rope out and tied end to A rock on the mountain and tied the other end to his waste! He looked down the mountain. Only one shot. He's gotta make it count... Bartleby jumped off the mountain. Sonic looked up with tears of joy in his eyes. His lover was going to save him...

Suddenly Bartleby flew past Sonic and was now out of sight... "He ditched me... HE DITCHED ME!" Sonic said crying and ramming his fist against the mountain. "I thought you loved me Bartleby! I thought we loved each other!!!" Sonic punched the mountain so much his hand began to bleed.

After 3 days passed the storm was over and Sonic was still dangling by the thread... He gave up hope. "No one is ever going to rescue me... I'm going to die out here..." He said..

Then... He heard something in the distance... "A... Helicopter..." Then... A helicopter came into view! On the side of the vehical said "Bartleby's shit" "Bartleby must have bought A helicopter to come and rescue me!" Bartleby jumped out of the helicopter and landed on the ledge right above Sonic. He reached him hand down. It was grabbed by Sonic's cold frost bitten hands... "Bartleby... Thank you..." Sonic was pulled up onto the cold hard ledge... He was finally.... FINALLY... safe and sound... Or so he thought!

Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin punched Sonic in the neck making the hedgehog cough up blood! "W...why?!"

Sonic said allowed! Bartleby then began to rape the beautiful hedgehog like there was no tomorrow! Sonic's screams could be heard from miles away! Wait... Miles about?! So this is the real reason Bartleby bought Sonic mount Everest for his birthday... So no one could hear his rape... So Bartleby was doing it for him. His lover... Bartleby must not have wanted anyone to ruin there time of lover. So Bartleby really did lover Sonic... "Bartleby... Thank you..." Sonic said giving his Bartleby to the posh mink. "Be quiet baby!" Bartleby said punching Sonic in the face.

"I love you... Bartleby..." Sonic cried tears... of joy...

Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Starry night...
"Lets go Bartleby!" Sonic and his lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin ran off into the open field. Every night Sonic would come to his secret area to look up at the beautiful stars, but this is the first time he has ever brought anyone with him. His secret area is right outside mobotropolis in the middle of the forest. In this part of the forest the trees were placed around in A big circle. In the middle of that circle was an open field were the grass was always green and the skies would shine bright with stars...

"Isn't this great Bartleby? It's my secret area." Sonic said to the beautiful mink. "It's not nearly as good as my bathroom" Bartleby said picking up A rock and throwing it at sonic hitting him over the head. "Gaaahh! W...well of course Bartleby. Your rich after all. Your can afford A huge and glorified bathroom. It's just at... Isn't this beautiful? What nature has created?" Sonic said trying his best to get up. "No." Bartleby said kicking sonic in the gut knocking him back on the floor."

"Now when can we go? This place is stupid." Bartleby said as he forcefully picked up the small fat hedgehog and pushed him back on his feet. "Well... we can go in A minute Bartleby. I just want to show you something." Sonic ran over to the bottom of A tree and waved Bartleby to come over. Bartleby did just that.

"Follow me Bartleby" Sonic began to climb up the tree. "Wait just A minute. You expect me to climb this shit?" Bartleby said. "Well if you don't want to see my secret then..." Sonic was interrupted as he saw Bartleby walking away. "Bartleby! Were are you going? Don't you want to see my secret?" Sonic said... "Hell no. If it doesn't cost money it isn't worth my time." Bartleby said walking off.

"O...oh right..." Sonic said with tear filled eyes.

Suddenly however... he heard voice... Bartleby stopped as well. Who could it be? It sounded like A big group. The two looked at each other then to the right where the voices were coming from... Suddenly A group of 7 - 8 black people came into view.

"Niggers... Bartleby! Get over here quick!" At that exact moment the two lovers were noticed by the black people! "Check it out Nigga's! We got some fresh meat over there!" One of the black people pointed out. "No way man! Look over there! That guy is Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin. They say he's the richest man on the planet. We could make some real dough of the that white man! What do you say Nigga's! Should we get em?!" Said another black man. All the Niggers shouted and began to run towards the two!

Bartleby ran towards the tree were Sonic was! "Hurry Bartleby!" The black people were running so fast they were like A blur. Out of the corner of Sonic's eye he could even see one of them running with A tv! (How can they still run that fast with A tv?) Sonic wondered. Bartleby grabbed Sonic's hand just at the right time and was pulled up onto one of the high branches. The niggers were all crowding around the bottom of the tree cussing and throwing pieces of watermellon and old KFC bones at the two.

Are you okay?... Bartleby?..." Sonic said. Suddenly without warning... Sonic was hit over the head with A huge watermelon! "Sonic!" Bartleby yelled!  but Sonic couldn't hear him. He was passed and was now falling out of the tree... Thankfully however... Bartleby caught his foot just in time!

It didn't help much though. All the black people down at the bottom had grabbed both of Sonic's arms and his head! They were to much to handle. Even for Bartlebty's stiff muscles. "Bartlby... help... me..." Sonic muttered... Bartleby could see the tears streaming down Sonic's face... even if his face was being beaten by the niggers... "Bartleby..." Sonic said in between punches...

"Your on your own fatass!" Bartleby said climbing up the tree away from the black people! "BARTLEBYYYYYYY!!!" Sonic yelled as loud as he could! Every now and then we would be punched in the gut making his voice wither... "Bartle..." Sonic was stomped in the face. He face was so bloody and fucking jacked up you could even tell it was his face anymore. Maybe his ass but not his face...

After 5 constent hours of pure beating and torture the black people just took Sonic's money and left. "Have fun cracker!" One nigger yelled stabbing Sonic in the arm with A fried chicken bone before getting up to meet up with the rest of the black people...

*Caugh... "Bartle..." *Caugh...* "By..." Sonic got up. it hurt him. He could feel his spine sticking out through his back and his rib cage was now poking into his lungs... "I must make... sure... that Bartleby is... Okay..." Sonic said getting to his feet. He was knocked out for so long he wasn't able to see what happened to his lover... "Bartle...by... please be...Okay..."

Sonic made his way to the tree. Sonic began to climb... branch after branch was like him going through A living hell... but he must go through this pain... for Bartleby... After all was said and done he got to the final branch... What he saw up there shocked him.

Bartleby was sitting up there alone with A big smile on his face and tears of happiness pouring down. Sonic wondered what was making him so happy. Shouldn't he be worried about the beating his lover Sonic took? Then... Sonic Looked up... The sky was filled with stars... Millions and millions of beautiful stars...

Sonic crawled over and made his way to Bartleby... He wanted to join the mink on this glorious night...

Just then however Bartleby turned around! His eyes filled with lust! He grabbed Sonic by the neck and threw him against the trunk of the tree! "GAAAAHHH!!! B...Bartleby... W..what is this?!" Sonic said! He could hardly breath and was coughing up blood. Bartleby jumped upon the beautiful hedgehog and raped him like there was no tomorrow! "Bartleby! St...stop it! Please!!!" Sonic screamed! Tears ran down sonic's face as he heard the crowd of black people cheering at the bottom of the tree! Bartleby gave them A thumbs up and continued his rape!

Then Sonic realized... Did Bartleby hire them to beat down Sonic and make him vulnerable to rape?! Bartleby nodded yes almost as if he was reading Sonic's mind... Sonic closed his eyes and decided to except his destiny... Then the truth hit him... he loved Bartleby... Bartleby actually planned all this just to make love with his loved one... no ordinary person would have done this...

"I love you Bartleby... Do you love me?..." - Sonic

"Okay..." - Bartleby

All night that forest was filled with the sound of Sonic's beautiful voice screaming and A crowd of black people cheering... The... End...

Bardonic: Live GRANDE Like A Burrito
Sonic and bartleby stepped out of the limmo. Why did they have a limmo you ask? It was the grand opening of the new mexican restruant "Live Grande Like A Burrito". The little blue hedgehog was suprised to see that there werent any cars parked out front. Was The restruant nothing but failure? No. He and bartleby would be the judge of that. "Come on bartleby lets go inside." The hedgehog said. "Okay baby" The mink pushed the hedgehog on to the ground to the side. He was now running for the door at lightning speed... Sonic couldnt help but giggle at this. Bartleby at a restruant was like a child in a toy store. As sonic caught up to the sexy mink he noticed that the sign on the wall said it opens at 10:00 AM. It was now 10:05 AM. Well that makes sense. Noone showed up yet because it was still only open for 5 minutes. The two lovers stepped into the door to see a mexican into a sombrero and pancho wating to seat them. "Bartleby... im scared." The hedgehog said. The mexican man made a gesture pointing to the left. Was he taking them to their seat? Yes perhaps he was. The mink and the hedgehog sat in the booth,and looked to the mexican man who was trying to speak to them. Of course the mexican couldnt speak very good english, but he did the best he could. "Looks bartleby the burrito is trying to speak our language". Bartleby snorted in laughter and agreement. The mexican left to get the drinks. 5 minuts had passed... then 10... then 30... then an hour... The fat blue hedgehog was started to get worried. What takes so long to get two drinks. But then he remembered. They are dealing with a mexican after all. Sonic heard wheels come to stop. Luckly they were sitting by the window so they could see the parking lot. 2 vans were parked simultaneously away from eachother but still close enough to the restruant for any small family to come enjoy a nice meal. Sonic New what was about to happen. He looked up to see a banner hanging on the wall. It only read to words. "Taco day"... Suddenly as soon as sonic finished reading it, almost on cue, about 25+ mexicans were swarming out of each van! They were racing into the the restruant! It was "taco day"! The new years for mexicans. "Bartleby!" The hedgehog screamed as the mexicans were pulling the fat blue hedgehog out of his seat! They were shooting green pepper juice into his eyes... "Help me!!!" The hedgehog said. Bartleby grabbed a fallen sombrero off the ground and used it to smash open the window. "Grab my hand baby" The mink said as he reached for the hedgehog! Sonic grabbed his lovers hand, but the mexicans pulled back... They were to strong for the mink... As soon as the mexicans came in, they had left. There were no more tacos, burrito, or anything else mexicans eat... Are you okay baby? The mink said as he walked up to the hedgehog. "I think so... thank you bartleby." The hedgehog said getting up. When mexicans come in swarms not even god can stop them. "Well bartleby... lets go home..." the fat blue hedgehog was walking back to the limmo... "its rape time baby" The mink ran up and grabbed the hedgehog. He raped the hedgehog. He didn get any tacos today, but he got something more important... love...

Bardonic (Bartleby x Sonic) Race of Love
"Are you ready for the road trip Bartleby?" Sonic said running out if Bartleby's mansion with bags in one hand and A map in the other? Bartleby just smiled and nodded to his short fat lover. Sonic was so happy. Today him and his lover Bartleby Montclair of Dresdin were finally going on the road trip they had planning all summer! Since Bartleby was rich they could have gone any time they wanted but Sonic wanted to wait until today to go on the road trip. Why wait you ask? Well that's A simple question. It's because it was there one year anniversary today! "Oh Bartleby. Can you believe it's been one whole year since we fell in love? Time sure does fly doesn't it?" Sonic said with sparkles in his eyes.

"Just get in already my fat sexy bitch." Bartleby said flexing his muscles with A smile on his beautiful face. Sonic got an instant nose bleed that began to flow like A gushing river. "O...oh. Yes Bartleby." Sonic sat in the passenger seat and put on his seatbelt. Then Sonic looks over at Bartleby and noticed he hadn't put his seatbelt on yet. "Did you forget your seatbelt Bartleby?" Sonic aid looking at the belt connected to the seat.

"Ah ha. Oh yes." Replied Bartleby. Bartleby then tried to pull the seatbelt around him but his muscles were just so damn big it couldn't go around him. but Bartleby wasn't going to give up. He was rich, and he was proud. He never loses to anything. Certainly not A seatbelt. "Bartleby that's enough. your just straining yourse-" "SHUT UP!!!!" Sonic was caught of guard by Bartleby's sudden outsburst. "Don't you dare question me again fool! I've got money!" Sonic new when Bartleby get's mad, it's best to do as he says so Sonic just sat in his seat without A word.

After A minute or two of Bartleby's struggling, there was sudden A loud SNAP! The seatbelt had snapped right of it's hinges and hit Sonic across the face. it left A giant purple bruise on his cheek(The one on his face.) "Ow!" Sonic cried out in pain. "Fucking seatbelt! I bought this car so it would be extra sturdy! SON OF A BITCH!" Bartleby was furious. Though he was the rishest man in the world, he hated wasting money on weak/poor/broken shit. "Bartleby calm down! It's alright!" Sonic cried out to his lover! "No you little fat turd! I am Bartleby Montclaire of Dresdin! I get what I want! and with that he punched Sonic across the face. Tear ran down Sonic's eyes. "B... Bartleby... please..." Sonic said in between gasps."

"Please WHAT?! What did I do? It's the stupid car salesmans fault! Sonic! Get inside with the insurance company and tell them to get over here to fix my shit!" Bartleby said threatening to hit his lover sonic the hedgehog with the seatbelt once more. "Of course Bartleby!" Sonic said getting out of the car. As Sonic got up to the doorway Bartleby called him back once more. "Sonic!" Bartleby called out. "Yes Bartleby?" Sonic said wiping away A tear. "Just get over here we need to get going. I decided I will just buy A new car on the way home. This one only cost about $133,000 anyways. Barrtleby said picking his nose then flicking it at there neihbors mailbox. Bartleby flicked the booger so hard that it shot straight through the mailbox like A bullet!

"Y...yes Bartleby! Of course Bartleby! Sonic shouted as he ran towartds the car. Bartlebyt decided to move to the backseat. Since his muscles were to big they would have taken up both the front seats and if he done that Sonic wouldn't have been able to see out of the car, and Bartleby doesn't want that. He want's what's best for his lover. Sonic climbed in the front seat, put the keys in, then positioned his mirror so he could look at Bartleby. In  the reflection Bartleby winked and made A kissing face. Sonic giggled at this.

"Now Bartleby! Time to go on are adventuuuuuurrrree!!!" Sonic said as he pulled out of the driveway. Sonic was careful not go over the speed limit which was 45. He didn't want to get A ticket because since he was only 15, he wasn't old enough to drive yet. So whenever A policeman drove by, Sonic would duck in the passengers seat, and Bartleby would leave over the front seat to make it look like he was driving from the back seat. Somehow it always fooled them.

Sonic then pulled to A stop when they got to A red light. Sonic reached under his seat and pulled out A bag of dorito chips. He always hated this light. It would always stay red for A good 5 minutes. Last time Bartleby got so mad he actually tried to threaten the governor that he was going to buy the street. Bartleby didn't though. He just liked threatening people cause it's fun. "Would you like some chips Bartleby? I brought your favorites? Bartleby started to drool. He reached over the seat and pulled the bag out of Sonic's hand leaving Sonic with only 3 chips. "Ha ha! Oh Bartleby. You must really love those." Bartleby nodded with A mouthful of Doritos.

Sonic looked at the light. "Come on! Change you piece of shit!" Sonic said throwing A dorito up at the light. While Sonic was distracted however, Bartleby kicked on the gas jolting the car forward. Sonic's head slammed into the steering wheel in front of him. "Ow Bartleby don't do that!" Sonic said rubbing his head. Bartleby only laughed at this and pushed on the gas once more. The car once again jolted forward making Sonic's head slam the back of his seat. "Bartleby stop!" Sonic cried out. Bartleby started to burst out laughing. He began to step on the gas repeatedly making the car jolt back and forth, and as it would jolt Bartleby would slam Sonic's head into the steering wheel multiple times. Sonic cried out in pain.

After the light finally turned green Bartleby pushed Sonic forwards motioning him to continue driving. Sonic done as Bartleby wanted and got ready to drive... then to the left they heard honking. To there surprise Manic and his girlfriend Mindy were in A car right next to them. Manic was making A gesture to try and challenge Sonic to A race. Sonic shook his head no while Sonic was shaking his head yes. When Bartleby saw Sonic shaking his head no, he was furious. "You scared you little bitch?!" Bartleby said mto the blue fat hedgehog. "What... N... NO! It's just..." Sonic said leaning back in his seat. "Listen here baby. I will never loose to ANYONE. Especially not in A race!" Bartleby shouted. "WHAT'S MY NAME?!" Bartleby shouted even louder. "bartleby..." Sonic said quietly. "WHAT WAS THAT?!" Bartleby shouted this time punching Sonic across the face. "Bartleby! You Bartleby okay? You never lose to anyone! I know!" Sonic said with tears in his eyes.

Bartleby laughed at how pathetic Sonic looked. He liked having power. "That's right baby. We are going to race... and I... am going to win. You got that?" Bartleby said as he sat down proudly. Sonic smiled. "Y... YES BARTLEBY! Your right. I'm sorry for doubting you." Sonic said proudly as well. "I know baby. Now. make me win..." Bartleby said as he took A bite of A dorito chip. "Of course Baby!" Sonic shouted as he turned to manic. "Yo gunks! You want A race? It's on!"

Manic nodded. Both of them started there engines, then when Mindy yelled go, they both took of with lightning speed! First Manic was in the lead! Then Sonic! Then Manic again! "Sonic faster!" Bartleby yelled. Both cars were now going well over the speed limit at about 100 MPH! "Suck my balls bro!" Manic yelled from his car! "I'll be the one saying that when I win gunky green!" Sonic shouted back. "You know I hate that when you call me that bro!" Manic was pissed. He rammed his car into Sonic's almost knocking Bartleby out of the back seat!

"Bartleby!" Sonic cried out. "Don't worry about me baby! Just kick his balls!" Bartleby said as he punched Sonic in the back of the head! "I will not lose to them" "Yes Bartleby!" Sonic then turned the wheel to ram his car against his bros! This time it was Mindy who almost fell out of Manic's car! "MINDY!!!" Manic cried out as he turned to make sure his lover was alright! "Manic! Sugar buns! Help me!" Mindy cried as she was hanging out of the car. The only thing that kept her in the car was her seatbelt that was tied around her big ass boobs. "Alright just one minute baby! let me just kick his ass!" Manic opened the glove compartment of his car, and pulled out A box of nails.

"This is for Mindy!" Manic threw the box of nails at Sonic's front left tire popping it instantly! "What the hell Manic!" Sparks and nails flew flew the are. One of the nails cut Sonic on the cheek. Blood flew into his eyes causing him temporary blindness! "B...Barlteby! Help me!" Sonic said trying to get the blood out of his eyes! Bartleby was ferious! "Hey you little green turd! This race is over! Pull over right now! You are going to buy me A new wheel this instant! Bartleby shouted. Manic and Mindy were only laughing at this. He then picked up the bag of the doritos to throw it at the enemy but Bartleby accidentelly picked the back up upside down and the doritos poured all over Bartleby. "NOOO!!!" Bartleby cried out! Tears came out of his eyes. Manic and Mindy laughed even harder from this.

They then done A U-Turn and threw another box of nails at there other wheel popping that one as well. The wheel popped and the car started to go out of control! "Bartleby! Sonic screamed in terror! The car flipped over and over and over! "AHHHHH!!!" Sonic and Bartleby screamed! Finally the car came to A stop upside down. Sonic climbed out of the drivers seat. He was bloody and beaten... but atleast he was alive. "Bartleby...? B...Bartleby? Are you alright?..." Sonic quietly asked as he look at the pile of shit that use to be there car... No awnser... "...Bartle-" Then. Sonic saw A muscular man climbed out of the pile of shit. "Bartleby?!" Sonic ran over to help Bartleby out of the rubble. Bartleby was naked. His clothes must have been ripped of in the crash. Sonic got A noseblood because Bartleby looked sexy. "God dammit! My car! It's ruined!" Bartleby said punching the ground.

Don't worry Bartleby. At least we're alive." Sonic said touching bartleby's hand. "But my car. This is all your fault you little bitch!" Bartleby pushed Sonic on the ground and kicked him in the stomach. "B...Bartleby! Please!" Sonic cried. "Please this bitch!" Bartleby kicked Sonic in the stomach once more. "I knew I should have taken my limo!" Bartleby shouted.

"Is there A problem over here? A policeman walked up. "No. Leave us." Bartleby said. Just as the policeman began to walk away he noticed the destroyed car. "What happened?" Asked the police officer. "The was my bro. He kicked my as in A race and destroyed are car. He's right over there. You can go arrest his ass if you want" Sonic pointed over at A gas station where Manic and Mindy were just coming out with slushies and chillie dogs. "Hey you two! Can you speak to you A minute?!" The police officer shouted at the two.

Manic and Mindy dropped there food. Mindy bolted towards there car and jumped into the drivers seat. "Ah shit!" Manic cried out! "Mindy baby! cancel the reservations at the hotel! We're going to have sex in mexico!" Manic jumped in the back of the car and the two of them took off! "Hey wait! I say wait!" The police officer and 6 other cop cars took chase after the vehical

Sonic and Bartleby just stood there silently. "Well... Bartleby... I guess... We should just go home or-" Sonic was cut off as Bartleby picked up his fat blue lover. "Bartleby! What are you doing?! Put me down!" Sonic cried out in fear! but Bartleby wasn't listening. He carried Sonic to A cop car that had no one in it and was unlocked. He through Sonic in the back seat and began to rape him! "Bartleby! Please.... DON'T!" Sonic cried... but no one heard him. He was raped. Then Sonic realized his loved Bartleby, and Bartleby loved him. The rape was wonderful... (So this is love... thought Sonic as he was being raped...)

Sonic's quest for gold
Sonic has always believed the story about the story about the little green leprechaun and his pot of gold, but what he didn't know however...he... was the gold...

It was A rainy and stormy night. Rain was hitting lightning was flashing through the skies. Sonic could not sleep, so he made his way to the window. He enjoyed the view of his street at night. The street lights are always A golden orange, Black people are always mugging someone, and A bunch of Mexicans are alway's trying to fit into A giant van. (Sonic lives in the ghetto) Heh. Silly Mexicans. You couldn't do it last time, you wont be able to do it this time. Sonic thought to himself.

After A couple hours they actually managed to do it. Sonic was at A lost for words. After some more hours passed. He decided to finally get some sleep. The rain was still fierce thought.

Suddenly! Sonic saw A green flash by the window! "A leprechaun?!" Sonic ran strait downstairs and out the front door! He looked all around but couldn't find the midget in green. "Son of A bitch! Give me your gold!" Sonic shouted to the sky. "No cracker, but i'd lover for you to give me your gold." Sonic turned to see A gang of black people. "Ah shit." Sonic said out loud.

Sonic tried to run, but the black people were to fast and strong for the small fat hedgehog. They took all his money and gave him A good beating. Sonic was laying on the ground all bloody as he saw the leprechaun on the roof this time.

"You!" Sonic shouted as he got the latter from his garage and climbed up on his window. What he saw up there was the craziest thing he has ever seen.

A rainbow... Connected from his roof, to A field far off in the distance. He saw the leprechaun running across the rainbow so he followed post haste! "Get back her and give me my gold!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

He almost slipped and fell off the rainbow multiple times do to the rain. If he fell from this height... H...he would die?! After about an hour of constant running passed he finally got about 75%. He then began to feel himself start to slide down on his own. His back slammed against the rainbow! He was sliding down the rainbow at nigga speed!

He stuck his fingers in the rainbow to try and slow himself down... but he was going to fast! He fingers began to bleed from the pain! He looked down and saw the leprechaun in the pot of gold! "You! Please! SAVE MEEEE!!!" Suddenly the leprechaun removed his costume. It was non other than... Bartleby, Montclair of dresdin...

"No!!!" Sonic screamed! Bartleby began to pull Sonic into the pot to rape the beautiful hedgehog! "HELP ME" Sonic screams could be heard for miles. but it didn't matter since he was in the middle of A field! Finally Bartleby got Sonic into the pot! Sonic cried. He was being raped by someone he thought was his friend... but was in All an act? Did he... never really love me?... Sonic thought to himself. Bartleby nodded yes. Almost as if he had read the hedgehog's mind. This frightened Sonic.

After 4 hours of rape... Sonic found out what he really wanted. Not gold or power... but love. He gave his body to the mink. Now it wasn't rape... It was love...

Bardonic Bartleby X Sonic S Stow Away By
It was A dark and gloomy evening as Sonic decided, "Hey I know, I should go fishing. I havnt done that in a

while." Ofcourse The skies were grey snd it could easily break into a storm, but that never hurt anyone. Right?

Sonic got his banana boat and road out to sea. It's been a long time since he's been away frmo his lover. Who was his lover you ask? Bartleby. A beautiful posh mink. The smexy bartlyby however had to go on A trip. To take care of some shit. But what he didnt know was...there was a stowaway on board. It was noneother than his smexy lover. He had no idea though.

So sonic just road out to see, put A his line on the fishing pole, and put on his lucky fishing hat. "Now were are those worm's he said" After A long hard journey on the banana boat he finally found them but what was wierd was,...they were all eaten. All sonic thought about then was...Someone else is on this boat. and with that one line, lightning struck the boat almost on cue! Sonic fell overboard screaming for his life!

Then someone grabbed his hand, Sonic couldnt see who is was because some wooden pieces broken from the boat were jabbed into his eyes. but he new who it was by the cold hard hand's...it was his lover. Bartleby.

Sonic could slightly open his eyes then as he saw A beautiful face looking upon not him...but his ass. The mink pulled sonic aboard! Sonic new what it was! It was rape! He was trying to pull away as the rain came down like A storm! The mink was about to get his way! "Help help me! Rape!!!!! No one could even imagine what was going on through the poor hedgehog's mind!!!! The mink was licking sonic all over his body as bartleby tugged him up! It was so scary he looked almost as if he was crying and laughing at the same time!

The hedgehog was finally aboard. Right before The mink ripped sonic's pant's off however A bolt of lighting struck the boat again! This time knocking Bartleby off the boat!

Sonic was now safe...but...he knew even if it was rape he couldnt leave the mink alone at sea. He reached his hand out to bartleby...But! Bartleby grabbed sonic's hand and pulled him out to sea!!! Sonic screamed one final time as his head was pulled under water for the last time. Under the water sonic the hedgehog was being raped...then brutaly beaten then raped again.

After all was said and done...Sonic was dead. Bartleby came up from the what laughing so hard he forgot to blink. He got in the banana boat and drove away leaving sonic's dead corpes in the water...that was the real story...of sonic...the hedgehog.

Sonic the hedgehog A space oddysy
Sonic was so happy today. Today was his birthday! In fact he was so happy, he went to Bartleby montclair/his lover's house just to make sure he knew it was his birthday. But bartleby didnt know it was his birthday. Sonic started to feel bad as he felt tears well up in his eyes. Shouldnt his own lover know it was his birthday?...

but then he remembered. He wasnt as important as Bartleby! Who cared if it was his birthday or not! The two shared A laugh so loud people around the world could here them. After there short giggle Bartleby made Sonic strip down to nothing and dance for him. He knew Bartleby liked that, but he didnt. Mainly because every now and then Bartleby would giggle and smack his ass with A metal belt covered in hot sauce.

Then something unexpected happened. Someone knocked on Bartleby's door. Bartleby told Sonic to hide in the back room fearing it to be the cops. Sonic did. Since bartleby was in the nude he put on some whitey tightys to make himself decent. He answered the door. It was the mail man holding A box that was soon to be sent to sonics house.

Whatever it was Bartleby wanted it...because bartleby always gets what he gets. He tried to pull t he box out of the mail mans hand but the mail man was pulling back as well. "Let go of that! It's not your!" The mail man yelled.

Bartleby didnt listen. He only kept pulling with years running down his face and A smile. It was like he was in his own little world. Sonic snuck out of the back room to see what had been going on. When he got there Bartleby pointed at sonic saying one word. "Knife! knife!" Sonic know what he meant. He quickly picked up the knife from behind the tv and gave it to bartleby.

Sonic didnt want to see what was going to happen because he knew it would be grewsome. He ran the the back room trying to cover his ears. He could still hear the deathly screams coming from the poor post man.

After 2 or so minutes. Sonic came back in the room. Bartleby was in the kitchen makign cookies. Sonic really wanted to see what was in the box... it...it was just so tempting. He quietly opened the box trying not to make A noise. There was A phamplet inside.

A trip to space camp?! Wow! Sonic had always wanted to go there suddenly Bartleby came running in holding A steaming hot cookie tray with his bare hands! Sonic fell on his ass screaming in fear. Bartlebys hands were blistering and popping from the heat! "Bartleby! Let go of that pan!" Sonic screamed! He tried picking up stuff to use as an oven mit to pull away the pan but it was just to hot!

Bartleby screamewd in both anger and pain as he threw the pan onto the beautiful hedgehog! Now sonic was the one in pain! Bartleby held the steaming pan against the hedgehogs back as he began to rape him fiercely! Eating the cookies in the process! After the rape was over Bartleby made sonic strip down once more.

He made him go in the kitchen and make him some sunny side up eggs. Sonic was still him pain. His back blistering and popping. Tears gushed from his eyes. Bartleby then began to whip his back with A metal belt. He liked the noise of the popping blisters. It was hard for sonic to stand.

Every now and then He would fall to his knees begging for him to stop but then Bartleby the most beautiful mink would just whip him again. He wished he could go to space camp, and do all the things he would ever dream of... (look at picture above^^^)

"Stop day dreaming baby" Bartleby then ran up and raped the poor hedgehog once more! The mink began to rape him on the burning stove! Bartleby giggled in enjoyment... Sonic then began to realize... Mabey being with Bartleby isnt so bad. He is sexy.